Take a nap

Lauretta, MD


noot-noot-muthafuka:

buttlicked:

Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/

One of them is useful, famous across the world and part of peoples every day lives.

The other one is Justin Bieber and Nash Grier  

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master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

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lion:

But thats none of my business…

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Posted 7 hours ago (originally lion) + 42,047 notes

Why do you want to be a comedian?

Anonymous

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

Posted 7 hours ago (originally bewbin) + 8,850 notes

explodingplant:

parapraxicprince:

Look at that little ladder waiting for its plane.

(Source: cineraria, via larenu)

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versaceslut:

me:

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you:

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steambot-timelord:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.

GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS

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sir-gluteus-maximus:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

greeneyesofdeath:

Are these the three stages of sex?? 

Which stage is Pikachu?

regret

sir-gluteus-maximus:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

greeneyesofdeath:

Are these the three stages of sex?? 

Which stage is Pikachu?

regret

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Posted 7 hours ago (originally argynw) + 104,795 notes

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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  • me: heyy whats your fav band?
  • boy: the beatles
  • me: *falls asleep*
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zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

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bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

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